All photos are owned by me. So don't use them without asking me first or something bad might happen. Like one of those chain emails - "I knew someone who used a photo off Party Spanner without permission and there (sic) internet connection was really slow for a month after and I knew someone else who did it as well, and they WENT ON FIRE."
All words are also my own. I don't mean I made up my own language, I simply mean that the words I have used, in the order I have used them BELONG TO MY BRAIN. Please don't use them without permission or I will be forced to kick your arse.
(I'm not talking metaphorically, I will track you down and actually kick your bottom)