Chocolate Honey Cake. It’s out to take over the World.
After I had made the Ruby Wedding cake I decided to use up some of the left over marzipan.
I read a lovely recipe which used honey and little tiny marzipan bees! As I still had some almond flakes left over as wings I was all over this recipe.
I didn’t have the patience to allow my butter to come to room temperature in it’s own time so I chopped it into little squares to cut down the warming time. (This might have BEEn a factor in the disaster to come – yeah, it’s another disaster.)
I followed the recipe and beat the eggs and sugar followed by melted chocolate
I then sieved cocoa powder into the mix before adding boiling water – I’m fully committed at this point. Fully Fucked Up.
The batter seemed a bit runny. I remember commenting on it’s consistency at the time. Oh GOD for a time travelling delorian.
And then I had a cake ready for the oven.
So into the oven it went.
I’m not sure whats going on here, but it continued in this weird bubbling over fashion for AGES until the top of the cake turned into charcoal while the underbelly of the cake carried on, lava-like, bubbling over.
The cake had actually coated the tin in cake. I love cake as much as the next fat person, but a cake that turns the cake tin into a cake is verging on the ridiculous.
So. I do not have a happy ending to this cake. It was awful and there was no going back.
It was weirdly delicious. It tasted like a crunchie bar but without all the Friday Feeling.